The spawning of umbrellataste
This conversation takes place immediately after the spawning of fifth Aristocrat, umbrellataste, with Placard, Happyzette, Amelia and out_7 being the only four Aristocrats. He spawned in whilst Happyzette was smacking down a tree with her bare hands.
UMBRELLATASTE
"What are you.. doing?"
HAPPYZETTE
"Trying to bring this tree down. What do you want?"
UMBRELLATASTE
"Nothing.. You're slapping it with your bare hands? Don't you have tools for that?"
HAPPYZETTE
"Yes, but Amelia took the only axe we crafted so she could use it as a microphone for her sheep audience."
UMBRELLATASTE
"What?"
HAPPYZETTE
"Stop asking me so many questions. Can't you see I'm doing something?"
A couple of days pass, umbrellataste provides helpful criticisms that help make daily life more efficient
OUT_7
"Wow, umbrellataste, you're a real genius for coming up with the idea to make MORE than one axe! Seriously, props."
UMBRELLATASTE
"Uh, right. Thanks, I guess?"
OUT_7
"You wanna.. become a leader, like us? You could act like a guide, providing insights on how we could lead the country better."
UMBRELLATASTE
"I mean, sure. Not like there's much else to do here."