USER
"what the hell!! where am i??"
BIRD
"Welcome, USER! You're in an RPG! And I'm your guide!"
USER
"who are you??"
BIRD
"Your.. Me? …Heh. Well, let’s just say I’m here to help you."
USER
"help me?? no, get the hell away from me!! i don’t need help from some dirty bird!!"
BIRD
"Dirty.. bird?"
BRD STARTED A FIGHT WITH USR
TURN 1
100/100 HP | 10.000/10.000 HP
USR
LVL 0
BRD
LVL 30
BRD USED LIGHT SLASH (10 DMG)
90/100 HP
USR
LVL 0
"ow, dude! what the hell??"
10.000/10.000 HP
BRD
LVL 30
"What? It's only 10 HP. You'll get it back... eventually. Besides, you asked for it."
90/100 HP
USR
LVL 0
"asked for it?? i only called you a dirty bird!"
TURN 2
90/100 HP | 10.000/10.000 HP
USR
LVL 0
BRD
LVL 30
BRD USED LIGHT SLASH (10 DMG)
80/100 HP
USR
LVL 0
"okay, okay! jesus, i apologize!!"
BRD ENDED THE FIGHT WITH USR. USR LOST 20 HP.
USER
"what the hell was that fight sequence??"
BIRD
"This is an RPG, you idiot. Most RPGs have combat."
USER
"oh. wooow. really cool. can i leave now??"
BIRD
"No. Come with me, I'm going to take you to the bar. You're going to be a hero."
USER
"if i must hehe"
BIRD
"Eugh."